hello there fellow hat lovers.
after much speculation as to the hat's romantic life, it seems he's now taking a break. he had a lot of action at glastonbury, with numerous amounts of wellies, brandon's suit and even the live nme webcam! but then after being pulled apart from johnny borrell's hat [as they were in different countries for live 8] he realised that he had to clean himself up before making his move on said hat of the borrell. peanut's hat was quoted as saying this.
"though we we're in different countries, when i saw johnny's hat, i knew he was the one. however, i seem to have gained a reputation as a bit of a whore, and am going to change my ways for johnny's hat."
in other news, jarvis cocker's glasses are said to be pleased that peanut's hat is changing his ways, and gives him all the best. jealous ex, brandon's pink jacket, thought differently and locked himself away, forcing brandon to wear a different outfit at the festivals.
NEWS JUST IN! JARVIS COCKER'S SUNGLASSES AND CARL BARAT'S NUMEROUS SCARVES ARE TO BE MARRIED! that's true! they began dating after peanut's hat left jarvis's sunglasses for brandon's pink jacket. however, they remained friends, and peanut's hat is to be best man.