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LOSING THE LEGEND [Aug. 5th, 2005|09:33 am]
FOR LOVERS OF THE PORKPIE HAT UPON PEANUT'S HEAD

violent_purple
[mood |distresseddistressed]
[music |Libertines- Up The Bracket]

GIRLS AND BOYS
Turn to the last page in your bibles NMEs, and you shall find a shocking revelation.
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PEANUT IS PHASING OUT HIS HAT.
And going for two ties instead.

IF THIS GOES AHEAD, AS WE ALL KNOW, PEANUT AND THE UNIVERSE WILL EXPLODE.

WE CANNOT LET THIS HAPPEN!

We have to steal his ties and put them under hostage untill he agrees to glue his hat onto his head.
Whos with me?
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Gasp! [Aug. 3rd, 2005|07:13 am]
FOR LOVERS OF THE PORKPIE HAT UPON PEANUT'S HEAD

the_maha
[mood |amusedamused]
[music |The Killers - On Top]

Peanut has a new hat? o_o
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

What happened to the other one?
Any ideas? :D
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(no subject) [Jul. 29th, 2005|11:18 pm]
FOR LOVERS OF THE PORKPIE HAT UPON PEANUT'S HEAD

__i_get_along__

hello there fellow hat lovers.

after much speculation as to the hat's romantic life, it seems he's now taking a break. he had a lot of action at glastonbury, with numerous amounts of wellies, brandon's suit and even the live nme webcam! but then after being pulled apart from johnny borrell's hat [as they were in different countries for live 8] he realised that he had to clean himself up before making his move on said hat of the borrell. peanut's hat was quoted as saying this.

"though we we're in different countries, when i saw johnny's hat, i knew he was the one. however, i seem to have gained a reputation as a bit of a whore, and am going to change my ways for johnny's hat."

in other news, jarvis cocker's glasses are said to be pleased that peanut's hat is changing his ways, and gives him all the best. jealous ex, brandon's pink jacket, thought differently and locked himself away, forcing brandon to wear a different outfit at the festivals.


EDIT//

NEWS JUST IN! JARVIS COCKER'S SUNGLASSES AND CARL BARAT'S NUMEROUS SCARVES ARE TO BE MARRIED! that's true! they began dating after peanut's hat left jarvis's sunglasses for brandon's pink jacket. however, they remained friends, and peanut's hat is to be best man.

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Wow I love Peanut [Jul. 25th, 2005|08:15 pm]
FOR LOVERS OF THE PORKPIE HAT UPON PEANUT'S HEAD

heathaaaah
[mood |contemplativecontemplative]
[music |The Kaiser Chiefs"Another Number" (Cribs COVER)]

I went to the DC show on Friday night and afterwards I had a 5 minute conversation with Peanut about his hat collection.  He said he would've given me a hat if they weren't all in Leeds!  He told me that he claims the hat has become so popular nowadays because of him!  I told him he should do commercials for them and he got a good laugh out of that.

:)

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(Is community promo okay?) [Jul. 8th, 2005|08:21 pm]
FOR LOVERS OF THE PORKPIE HAT UPON PEANUT'S HEAD

thekatiefactor
[music |Sullivan's Social Slub . The Fiery Furnaces]

If you love Peanut's hat, you'll love _thisfffashion, a new community dedicated to indie boy clothing. kthxbye.
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Oh yes, that hat is a whore. [Jul. 4th, 2005|10:00 am]
FOR LOVERS OF THE PORKPIE HAT UPON PEANUT'S HEAD

thekatiefactor
[music |All These Things That I've Done (Live 8) . The Killers]

I heard the porkpie hat ran off with Alex Kapranos's orange tie, leaving Brandon Flowers's sequined tie very jealous. However, the sequined tie may find love with Paul Banks's fedora, which is on the rebound from a bad relationship with Pete Doherty's rosary, who was cheating on the fedora with Brandon Flowers's boat shoes. Ooh.
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more lusty tales of peanut's hat! [Jun. 20th, 2005|12:05 am]
FOR LOVERS OF THE PORKPIE HAT UPON PEANUT'S HEAD

__i_get_along__
[music |Fake Tales Of San Fransisco - Arctic Monkeys]

we have confirmation that peanut's hat is a whore! he cheated on brandon's jacket while on a holiday in mexico with a taxi driver's sombrero!

ahh well, we wouldn't love the hat if it wasn't so bad!
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from the rumour mill. [May. 29th, 2005|03:37 pm]
FOR LOVERS OF THE PORKPIE HAT UPON PEANUT'S HEAD

__i_get_along__
[mood |ditzyditzy]
[music |forever lost - the magic numbers]

i have received word that peanut's hat has fallen in love with brandon flowers of the killers' pink pvc jacket, and are to be married on the morrow.

of course this is only a rumour, but i'm sure the hat will be giving us the official news soon.

your thoughts?
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what a dirty peanut! [May. 22nd, 2005|04:53 pm]
FOR LOVERS OF THE PORKPIE HAT UPON PEANUT'S HEAD

__i_get_along__
[mood |fullfull]
[music |Oh My God - Kaiser Chiefs]

our favourite hat-wearing-guy-named-after-a-food is a right mucky sod! he wants more groupies! here's the proof!




Kaiser Chiefs' Peanut Wants More Groupies On U.S. Tour

Pogoing U.K. band to play Lollapalooza, promote Employment this summer.

by James Montgomery, with reporting by Jennifer Vineyard



The Kaiser Chiefs — probably the only band in the world to have both a hit single and a dude named Peanut on keyboards — are capitalizing on their recent U.S. success by hitting the road for a string of North American dates.

The tour starts May 24 in Philadelphia and includes a slot on the newly resurrected Lollapalooza in Chicago on July 23 (see "Lollapalooza Scaled Back To Two-Day Chicago Festival").

But while their debut album, Employment, opened strong in the U.S. (#86 on the Billboard albums chart), and the U.K. press has drooled over them for months, the Chiefs are troubled by a lack of groupies.

"Girls come up to us and say, 'We really liked your set,' and then we just go home," said Peanut, a.k.a. Nick Baines. "The tales of excess don't really exist yet."

"Sometimes you might see the odd banner in the crowd that says, like, 'Nice eyes!' " frontman Ricky Wilson added. "And when we get back downstairs after a gig in our dressing room, we'll crack open a bottle of beer and talk about someone in the audience we saw and say, 'Didn't she have nice hair?' "

we need more people joining the group! spread the word!!!
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peanut's hat! [May. 20th, 2005|06:25 pm]
FOR LOVERS OF THE PORKPIE HAT UPON PEANUT'S HEAD

__i_get_along__
[mood |boredbored]
[music |Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division]

first post on this community. just wondering, how do you think peanut washes his hat, seeing as he is never without it? my theory is that he takes it in the shower with him. other theories?
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