||[Oct. 1st, 2005|04:42 pm]
FOR LOVERS OF THE PORKPIE HAT UPON PEANUT'S HEAD
THE FIRST INTERVIEW AFTER THE WEDDING!!!|
Hi Peanut's Hat! How was the honeymoon?
Oh it was brilliant. Beautiful place.
The wedding was rather scandalous, was it not?
Oh God. I'm still confused. It was a great day though. Billy Elliot's tutu was sooo wasted. And I still have no idea what Pete and Carl's guard jackets got up to on the organ. Did you have a good time?
Oh yes. I loved it. What did you think about losing Borrell's Hat to Andrew Kendall's Glasses?
Well of course, at the time it hurt, but now I just think I never could have married Brandon's Jacket if it didn't happen. Borrell's Hat was fun, but I knew it wasn't forever. He was a kinky bastard. I hope AK's Glasses are ready for that. I'm much happier with Brandon's Jacket, but I wish those two all the best.
What of the rumours of you and Pete Doherty's shoe?
Lies! Lies! All lies! We never had a relationship. I'm committed to Brandon's Jacket. But even if it was true, he wouldn't mind. He's a Mormon.
But what of the drugs rumours?
Ok, that bit is true. But I had never done it before, and never will do it again.
Ok then! Thanks a lot for everything!
Is this going on peanuts_hat?
Ok, tell them all I said hello!