|What The Daily Mirror Didn't Tell You.
||[Sep. 18th, 2005|01:56 pm]
FOR LOVERS OF THE PORKPIE HAT UPON PEANUT'S HEAD
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Peanut's hat was recently spotted in New York at the Doherty/Moss coke binge while on holiday with Brandon's jacket for their honeymoon. According to a reliable source, the hat was snorting cocaine off of Peter's shoe. The hat and the shoe apparently got along quite well and were later spotted bowling together. Meanwhile, the jacket was back at the hotel room preparing for a romantic night in. How long will the marriage last? Will the petenkate fiasco affect this tale of the hat and the jacket? DUN DUN DUN!