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FOR LOVERS OF THE PORKPIE HAT UPON PEANUT'S HEAD

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What The Daily Mirror Didn't Tell You. [Sep. 18th, 2005|01:56 pm]
FOR LOVERS OF THE PORKPIE HAT UPON PEANUT'S HEAD

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Peanut's hat was recently spotted in New York at the Doherty/Moss coke binge while on holiday with Brandon's jacket for their honeymoon. According to a reliable source, the hat was snorting cocaine off of Peter's shoe. The hat and the shoe apparently got along quite well and were later spotted bowling together. Meanwhile, the jacket was back at the hotel room preparing for a romantic night in. How long will the marriage last? Will the petenkate fiasco affect this tale of the hat and the jacket? DUN DUN DUN!
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From: vulgar_picture
2005-09-18 09:41 pm (UTC)
:O scandal!
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[User Picture]From: __i_get_along__
2005-09-18 09:55 pm (UTC)
ooh i heard that.

just one thing you need to get straight

PEANUT'S HAT DIDN'T MARRY TEH BORRELL'S HAT! HE MARRIED BRANDON'S JACKET! TEH BORRELL'S HAT RAN AWAY WITH ANDREW KENDALL'S GLASSES!

sorry about the capitals.

but i too heard about peanut's hat and pete's shoe. when i questioned peanut's hat, he insisted they were "just friends" but either way, brandon's jacket wouldn't mind as he was a mormon.
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[User Picture]From: thekatiefactor
2005-09-18 10:16 pm (UTC)
Erm, cleverly edited. How could I have forgotten about that dramatic plot twist?
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[User Picture]From: __i_get_along__
2005-09-19 07:11 am (UTC)
ahh the edit! well done!
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From: tombland
2005-09-18 09:59 pm (UTC)
when will everyone(aka famous indie ppls clothing) learn, dont do drugs!!!!!!
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[User Picture]From: __i_get_along__
2005-09-19 07:13 am (UTC)
my god i know!
first simon amstell's afro and now THIS!
luckily simon rix's afro helped to stop simon amstell's afro's addiction to goat cheese.
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