||[Sep. 9th, 2005|08:39 pm]
FOR LOVERS OF THE PORKPIE HAT UPON PEANUT'S HEAD
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Dear peanuts_hat members.
Your humble moderator here with some news.
The rumour that Teh Borrell's hat is dying of cancer is not true. What Teh Borrell's hat thought was cancer was in fact just a cigarette burn caused by Pete Doherty in their Carling Weekend Punch-Up.
However, a reliable source tells me something is not quite right in Teh Borrell's hat's relationship with Peanut's Hat.
The wedding of the two is due to take place tomorrow, so of course I'll keep you informed as I'll be there for all the gossip. But for all you who don't particularly approve of their relationship, just hope someone runs in screaming "I OBJECT!!!"
Jarvis's glasses and Carl's scarves have revealed they're trying for a baby! Awwwwwwww!