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Found this pic [Feb. 19th, 2008|10:41 pm]
FOR LOVERS OF THE PORKPIE HAT UPON PEANUT'S HEAD

dowie_who

i was recently looking for some pictures of Peanut and then i found this picture

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(no subject) [Dec. 22nd, 2005|07:48 pm]
FOR LOVERS OF THE PORKPIE HAT UPON PEANUT'S HEAD

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[mood |blankblank]
[music |the cribs:youe ganna lose us]

Hello everyone!My name's Alex and I'm new to this community, and I wasn't sure about the whole wedding thing with Peanut's hat and all that stuff so if you could fill me in, I'd greatly appriciate it :) thanks! lost of <333
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(no subject) [Oct. 20th, 2005|05:19 pm]
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The Reason This Community ExistsCollapse )

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(no subject) [Oct. 1st, 2005|04:42 pm]
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__i_get_along__
THE FIRST INTERVIEW AFTER THE WEDDING!!!

Borrell's Hat was a kinky bastard...Collapse )
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(no subject) [Sep. 28th, 2005|03:08 pm]
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ragdoll18
When Peanut's hat flashed reporters last week, one lucky reporter got a glimpse of the care label on the inside of his hat. Displayed here for all to see, is the contents of that gorgeous Porkpie hat:
90% Cotton 10% Scandalous
There you have it...
(Rumours are that Peanut's hat has removed his care label and is now selling it on Ebay!)
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What The Daily Mirror Didn't Tell You. [Sep. 18th, 2005|01:56 pm]
FOR LOVERS OF THE PORKPIE HAT UPON PEANUT'S HEAD

thekatiefactor
[music |Piece Of Crap . The Futureheads]

Peanut's hat was recently spotted in New York at the Doherty/Moss coke binge while on holiday with Brandon's jacket for their honeymoon. According to a reliable source, the hat was snorting cocaine off of Peter's shoe. The hat and the shoe apparently got along quite well and were later spotted bowling together. Meanwhile, the jacket was back at the hotel room preparing for a romantic night in. How long will the marriage last? Will the petenkate fiasco affect this tale of the hat and the jacket? DUN DUN DUN!
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(no subject) [Sep. 11th, 2005|12:18 am]
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most scandalous wedding of the year award goes to...Collapse )

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(no subject) [Sep. 9th, 2005|08:39 pm]
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__i_get_along__
[music |Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor - Arctic Monkeys]

Dear peanuts_hat members.

Your humble moderator here with some news.

The rumour that Teh Borrell's hat is dying of cancer is not true. What Teh Borrell's hat thought was cancer was in fact just a cigarette burn caused by Pete Doherty in their Carling Weekend Punch-Up.

However, a reliable source tells me something is not quite right in Teh Borrell's hat's relationship with Peanut's Hat.

The wedding of the two is due to take place tomorrow, so of course I'll keep you informed as I'll be there for all the gossip. But for all you who don't particularly approve of their relationship, just hope someone runs in screaming "I OBJECT!!!"

 

ALSO...

Jarvis's glasses and Carl's scarves have revealed they're trying for a baby! Awwwwwwww!

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OMGZ BREAKING NEWS! [Sep. 4th, 2005|09:06 pm]
FOR LOVERS OF THE PORKPIE HAT UPON PEANUT'S HEAD

thekatiefactor
[music |Why Don't You Find Out For Yourself . The Killers]

Unfortunately, teh Borrell's hat has been diagnosed with a rare form of cancer and is expected to die any day now. Naturally, Peanut's hat is deeply saddened by this news, though no one can guess what the hat's next move may be! Mourners may donate to the Johnny Borrell Needs Braces To Fix Those Fugly Teeth fund in memoriam.
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SCANDAL AT STAG DO! [Sep. 3rd, 2005|09:43 pm]
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__i_get_along__

SCANDAL AT FAMOUS HAT'S STAG DO!

taken from FakeNews.com

"Famous hat rocker Peanut's Hat was left shocked and embarrassed at his stag do last night. The hat, of Kaiser Chiefs fame, is due to marry The Borrell's hat next week, but on a night out in TopMan, Peanut's Hat, along with guests Carl Barat's numerous scarves, Jarvis Cocker's Sunglasses and Billy Elliot's tutu, were shocked to discover their stripper was none other than The Hat's heartbroken ex, Brandon's Jacket. After the initial shock, Peanut's Hat and Brandon's Jacket had a heart to heart, in which Peanut's Hat is rumoured to have said 'I'm so sorry to have hurt you. I cared for you, but I love The Borrell's Hat, and I just wish you could be happy for us.' Brandon's Jacket has now finally agreed to attend next week's ceremony at The British Church Of Morrissey with new boyfriend, Graham Coxon's Emo Glasses."

EDIT//

Jarvis' sunglasses and Carl's Scarves tied the knot [no, not in Peanut's two ties] in a quiet ceremony last week at The British Church Of Morrissey. Guests in attendance were notorious rock couple Pete and Carl's guard jackets, Billy Elliot's tutu, Peanut's Hat, The Borrell's Hat, Green Day's various red ties, Charlotte of The Subways' Miniskirt, Franz Ferdinand's Slackened Ties and Various NME's. Performing the ceremony was the legendary Jack White's moustache, with Rhys Ifans' Hat and Cane as Best Man and Maid Of Honour respectively. Peanut's hat was due to be Best Man, but was too busy planning his own wedding.

Congratulations to the happy couple.

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